WASHINGTONIn an expression of outrage at the vice president for his perceived ineptitude and lack of principles, JD Vance was reportedly booed Monday by his own reflection in the mirror.You suck, you morally bankrupt prick! Go fuck yourself! said Vances mirror image, flipping off the vice president and claiming that he was a traitor to his values who should be ashamed of his descent into complete sycophancy. You dont represent me! Youre a sniveling little liar and pathetic disgracenot only to your family and your community, but to the nation and the entire world. You have no redeeming qualities, youre devoid of integrity, and you deserve to suffer for what youre doing to this country. Youll always be the freak virgin everyone hated in high school. Eat shit and die!At press time, reports confirmed Vance had refused to respond to the criticisms, having instead shattered the mirror.The post JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror appeared first on The Onion.