NEW YORKDescribing the city recently incorporated by SpaceX workers as ideal for those hoping to settle down and raise their employers children, U.S. News & World Report published a new ranking this week that names Starbase, TX as the best city in which to start a family with ones boss.Across all metrics, we found there is no place in the country better suited than Starbase for people looking to raise a CEOs progeny after being impregnated at work, said a U.S. News spokesperson, explaining that while most cities offered some opportunity for insemination by senior management, none could match Starbase when it came to the supply closets, private boardrooms, and staff parking garages that make child propagation convenient. Starbase was built from the ground up with an eye toward making subordinates serve as vessels for producing offspring. With its ready access to executive-level semen and its high median under-the-table child support payments, this town is perfect for anyone with a fertile womb and a desire to be sister wives with their coworkers.Galloway added that even if potential residents were looking for something less permanent, Starbase was still a great place to be felt up by a boss.The post Starbase Named Best City To Start Family With Boss appeared first on The Onion.