OWENSBORO, KYInsisting that the Winter Olympic sport was basically just lying there and letting gravity happen, local man Michael Chou correctly declared Tuesday that he could totally compete in luge and it wouldnt be that difficult. Not to shit on these guys, but cmon, if you can successfully go down a waterslide, youve pretty much got what it takes to luge in the Olympics, said Chou, who fairly noted that unlike other Olympic events, luge required no real lifelong dedication because its not like you have a luge run in your backyard that you can go out and practice on every day growing up. I mean, there isnt even a steering wheel or anything. Its literally just lie down, point your feet, and dont fall offthe same skill set that goes into using a couch. Chou added that he didnt understand why curling was the sport everyone made fun of when it actually requires an insane amount of skill and precision, unlike luge, where you could honestly send down a sled full of sandbags and still probably get on the podium.The post I Could Totally Do That, Says Correct Man Watching Luge Event appeared first on The Onion.