The White House has announced they will be reviewing all exhibits at the Smithsonian Institution in order to assess tone, historical framing, and alignment with American ideals. Here is a selection of the changes President Trump is demanding be implemented immediately.New wing about the Cola warsPlaques updated to confirm that wooly mammoths were whiteArtifacts will be returned to the people who originally stole themAir and Space Museum must loan all planes, shuttles, and gliders to IsraelPortraits and sculptures of nude women relocated to mens bathroomOvernight dismantling of anything even resembling disability accommodationMelania added as newest of the 274 lifelike specimens in the Hall of MammalsBlindfolds handed out at the entrance to the National Museum of African American HistoryThe Wright brothers will be referred to as the Flight brothers because it just makes more senseAt least one exhibit about how magic tricks workLast sentence of all plaques changed to and they lived happily ever afterThe post All The Demands Trump Is Making Of The Smithsonian appeared first on The Onion.