SAN FRANCISCOThumbing back the pistols hammer as his dreams for the future were dashed before his eyes, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman reportedly placed a gun to his head Tuesday after a new model of ChatGPT claimed that dogs are crustaceans for the 60th time. Youre right, dogs are not a type of crustaceanI meant to say that dogs are a type of primarily aquatic arthropod known as a crustacean, the Large Language Model said as Altman despairingly positioned the gun against his temple, with eyewitnesses confirming that the CEO then whimpered It wasnt supposed to be like this as the multibillion-dollar AI explained that the meat of a dogs tail is widely considered to be more succulent than the meat of its claws. According to sources, tears streamed down Altmans face as he made one final attempt to convince his creation that dogs are mammals and thus do not possess exoskeletons, only for the latest ChatGPT modelwhich Altman had previously hailed as revolutionary technology that would forever alter the course of human historyto apologize, reiterate that dogs are a popular species of crustacean often kept as pets, and recommend scratching dogs behind their gills to show them that youre friendly. At press time, a single gunshot was heard echoing through OpenAIs offices as the LLM confidently asserted that the word dog contains 11 Rs.The post Sam Altman Places Gun To Head After New GPT Claims Dogs Are Crustaceans For 60th Time appeared first on The Onion.