Alien: Earth, the latest entry in the Alien franchise, is now streaming. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the sci-fi series.Q: Where is it streaming?A: Looks like the guy sitting next to you on the bus has it playing pretty loudly.Q: Is it appropriate for children?A: No, but neither is Euphoria and you let them watch that.Q: Who is the protagonist?A: Probably not the guy who just got torn in half.Q: How much goo is there?A: The show was rated a 7.6 on the Holtz Goo Scale.Q: What did the shows $250 million budget go towards?A: Trimming Sydney Chandlers micro bob every 20 minutes.Q: How much mouth impregnation we talking here?A: Regular amount.Q: When does Season 2 come out?A: They released Alien in 1979.The post What To Know About Alien: Earth appeared first on The Onion.