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FDA Warns Against Eating Potentially Radioactive Shrimp Sold At Walmart
The Food and Drug Administration warned Americans not to consume Great Value raw frozen shrimp sold at Walmart due to possible contamination with the radioactive isotope Cesium-137. What do you think?Look, if you cant handle a little poisoning, you have no place in the discount shrimp game to begin with.Charles Topel, Footage AnalystNothing a little Cajun seasoning cant fix.Jim Speare, Fencepost InstallerBut Im naturally deficient in Cesium-137.Rebecca Ponce, Retired BiochemistThe post FDA Warns Against Eating Potentially Radioactive Shrimp Sold At Walmart appeared first on The Onion.
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