TOLEDO, OHIn response to the holier-than-thou message on their social media feeds, sources reported Friday that a post by local man Jim Boisvert was pretty sanctimonious for someone who had only been sober for a month. Hes really laying it on thick about not needing alcohol to have fun considering hewas absolutely pounding beers as recently as the Fourth of July, said neighbor Lisa OToole, confirming that Boisverts comments about how much his skin and physique had improved were obnoxiously premature under the circumstances. Hes smugly prattling on about how hes reached a whole new level of intimacy without alcohol getting in the way, and meanwhile, theres still a stain on my patio from where he threw up after shots of Cuervo at my last cookout. Im just saying, maybe give it another few weeks before you get up on your high horse. OToole added that she still frequently sees Boisvert smoking a joint on his porch and he had offered her an Ambien only two days ago.The post Post Pretty Sanctimonious For Mere Month Of Sobriety appeared first on The Onion.