SPARTANBURG, SCIntroducing a new promotion that will be available to both adults and children at its restaurants nationwide, 24-hour diner chain Dennys announced this week that free pancakes would be provided to customers who take their fighting outside. We know our customers love coming to Dennys to participate in violent late-night brawls, and now those guests will be treated to a complimentary short stack as a thank-you for moving the bloodshed out of the restaurant and into the parking lot, said company spokesperson Tricia Kim, who added that patrons watching the melee from inside a participating Dennys location were welcome to bang the windows and yell Fight! Fight! Fight! in encouragement. Once youre done slamming your opponent through a car windshield, we invite you to wash the blood off your face and clothes in our bathroom and head back to your banquette for some fluffy buttermilk hotcakeson us. This offer is valid for one fight per customer. Please note that fight participants who jump behind the counter, grab one of our kitchen knives, and use it to stab their opponents are not eligible for this deal. The promotion follows last months offer of a free grilled ham slice for Dennys customers who keep their verbal abuse down to a reasonable volume.The post Dennys Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside appeared first on The Onion.