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The U.S. Open By The Numbers
Jannik Sinner, Coco Gauff, and more of the worlds top tennis players are squaring off in New York for a major title in the fourth and final Grand Slam of the year. The Onion examines the key facts and figures behind the U.S. Open.29: Ball boys worn through in the average match1.5: Hours the tennis balls are allowed to roam freely each day1990: Year spectators barred from using distracting leaf blowers in stands2 million: People who thought this one was golf8th Dimension: Home of alternate reality in which Menendez brothers win mens doubles tournament14.5 Miles: Sound blast radius of Aryna Sabalenkas grunt9: Serves per game driven directly into jiggling flesh of streaker84: Hours until the NFL kicks off1: Player whose hard work wont have been a giant waste of timeThe post The U.S. Open By The Numbers appeared first on The Onion.
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