ST. LOUISAccording to several eyewitnesses who were inside local caf Panda Bubble Tea on Tuesday, no, 53-year-old man Aaron Strickland would not like popping boba in his drink. Maam, I am a veteran, a father of two adult children, and I hold a masters degree in business administration from Washington University, said an indignant Strickland, who reportedly crossed his arms and winced slightly at the young cashiers question. As I previously stated, I would just like a hot tea without any froufrou shit. I am a serious man, and I simply want a regular black tea with a little bit of regular whole milk. Strickland was later overheard muttering Oh for Christs sake after his drink arrived in a promotional LE SSERAFIM cup.The post No, Area 53-Year-Old Would Not Like His Drink With Boba appeared first on The Onion.