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Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed
LEAWOOD, KSLighting up as he outlined his vision for their special day, Kansas City Chiefs tight end Travis Kelce reportedly asked fiance Taylor Swift on Wednesday if their upcoming wedding could be shark themed. Come on, babe, you love animals, said Kelce, who gestured enthusiastically as he threw out ideas, including tables named after different shark species and a life-size ice sculpture of a mad angry great white shark baring its teeth. They already sell so much shark-themed party stuff, so it would make planning super easy. What if the invitations were, like, these scary shark mouths that you open? Babe, please? Have you ever heard of megalodons? They were huge, babe. As big as my love for you. According to reports, Kelce later moved on to suggesting the wedding should be space themed after he learned about the moon landing.The post Travis Kelce Asks If Wedding Can Be Shark Themed appeared first on The Onion.
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