SAN DIEGOCalling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends, local resident Anthony Crews told reporters Thursday that this weeks in-person fantasy football draft had been a great excuse to see how weird-looking everyone in his 12-person keeper league was getting. Its really less about who I get at tight end and more about seeing whos balding, whos putting on weight in strange places, whos got intensely jacked calves from cyclingits a fun surprise every time, said Crews, describing the four-hour snake draft as a perfect opportunity to hang out and compare asymmetrical physiques, gross skin blotches, unruly neck hair, and whatever other biological oddities had developed since the previous year. Mike started taking Ozempic, and its given him these huge, pendulous jowlsmakes a whistling sound whenever he says McCaffrey. And somethings going on with Andys knees. They look super dry and scaly, and I know they werent that way at the last draft, because he was wearing the exact same pair of mesh shorts. Also, I dont know what happened to Mark, but Im pretty sure he used to be able to move the left side of his face. Crews added that while his league mates appearances had continued to deteriorate, they could all take solace in the fact that the commissioners mothers garage hadnt changed one bit.The post Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting appeared first on The Onion.