EAST RUTHERFORD, NJSpeaking grimly as he mopped the floor beneath flickering fluorescent lights, longtime MetLife Stadium custodian Keith Browning reportedly approached first year New York Jets head coach Aaron Glenn Friday and warned him that people who go in that locker room come outdifferent. You be careful in there, CoachIve seen a lot of good men walk into that locker room with big dreams only to come out broken, no light in their eyesghosts of who they once were, said Browning, who suddenly paused as an eerie sobbing sound echoed through the ceiling vents, and then whispered, Thats Gaseno ones seen him since the 2-14 seasonbut you can still hear him. Things die in that room, Coach. Hopes, game plans, careers. You see a young core, you think maybe this time itll be different. But it wont. It starts with a couple blown double-digit leads. Then its week five and youre up on the podium praising the fight in the guys after a 30-7 loss. Then, next thing you know, your DCs gone rogue, Trevor Siemian is under center again, and youre throwing challenge flags you dont remember holding. Everyone thinks they can fix this team, but they cant. You can only survive itif youre lucky. At press time, Browning was said to have handed Glenn a laminated play sheet with the word RUN! scrawled in red over the formations.The post People Who Go In That Locker Room Come OutDifferent, Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn appeared first on The Onion.