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Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night
KANSAS CITY, MOStressing that preparation was important both on and off the field, Chiefs head coach Andy Reid reportedly sat tight end Travis Kelce down Friday to gently go over what would be expected of him on his wedding night. The keys to performing your best in the bedroom are proper positioning and situational awareness, said Reid, setting two bobblehead dolls on a table and using them to demonstrate basic formations of conjugal intimacy while the 10-time Pro Bowler attentively took notes. Well go over some tape so you know what to anticipate, but when the moment comes, I want you to just stick to the fundamentals. Dont get fancy. Stay composed, find holes, and respond to your matchups movements. Oh, and just know shell probably want you to take your helmet off. Sources confirmed Reid ended the meeting by reminding Kelce that, when the time comes, he would be on a headset in the next room should the tight end need support.The post Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night appeared first on The Onion.
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