OpenAI announced new safety features will be soon coming to ChatGPT in an effort to better protect teens and others experiencing acute distress. The Onion shares a selection of those safeguards.Begins every conversation by telling users not to vapeTargeted BetterHelp ads for any user in the midst of a mental health crisisParental alerts for any teenage user ridiculing Sam AltmanSeatbeltsIf users mention thoughts of self-harm, chatbot will uncomfortably change the subjectSays I just put on a condom before sextingUsers must verify they are 13 or older before accessing instructions for refining plutoniumWont give any advice about carrying out mass shooting until user drags the slider to fit the puzzle pieceThe post New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT appeared first on The Onion.