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Putin, Xi Discuss Immortality On Hot Mic
Russian and Chinese Presidents Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping were overheard on a hot mic during a Beijing military parade discussing continuous organ transplants and the possibility of living indefinitely. What do you think?Ill stick with achieving immortality through good old-fashioned rhino horns.Jack Duckfield, Diving JudgeI never know what to say to Xi Jinping either.Freya Willis, Bleach BottlerThats crazy, I was just talking about that with my mentally unstable neighbor.Isaac Reed, Hog GroomerThe post Putin, Xi Discuss Immortality On Hot Mic appeared first on The Onion.
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