WASHINGTONStressing that it was unrealistic to think he would recollect one such letter out of the vast number he has written in his lifetime, President Donald Trump told reporters Tuesday that he shouldnt be expected to remember every single birthday card he has sent to child molesters. Every month Im probably sending off a dozen or so of these cards thanking pedophiles for a good time at their birthday parties or for the flight on their private jetits ridiculous to think Im going to recall each tiny thing I write, said Trump, insisting that given the hundreds of such dispatches he has penned over the years, the child molesters names and the details of their orgies often blur together in his mind. Its really just a formality. I want to express a little gratitude for a nice party favor or for letting me spend time with their private harem. Most of the time Im just repeating the same message, too. Hard to come up with something unique to say about every girl. Trump revealed that as a time-saving measure, he would often dash off a large stack of such letters to child molesters in advance and fill in the specific details of the underage sex parties later.The post Trump Claims He Cant Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters appeared first on The Onion.