WASHINGTONAttempting to garner camaraderie from a group of regulars at his local watering hole, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth loudly announced Monday that he would be buying everyone in the bar a round of F-22 fighter jets.Guys, the next round of aeronautic defense systems is on me, said a visibly inebriated Hegseth, twirling his finger around in the air to indicate that his fellow bargoers should put their $370 million supersonic stealth Raptors on his tab. Hey, everyone, raise your missile launchers for a toast! Anyone want to join me in the bathroom to take out a Yemeni village with a drone? No? Okay, your loss.According to reports, a winking Hegseth also sent a nearby table of ladies a round of tanks.The post Pete Hegseth Buys Bar Round Of F-22 Fighter Jets appeared first on The Onion.