The 77th Primetime Emmy Awards will be broadcast on Sunday, Sept. 14. The Onion shares everything you need to know about this years most lauded TV series.AdolescenceSynopsis: A psychological drama about every parents worst nightmare: their child being British.Nominations: Outstanding Depiction of Boys Being Boys, Outstanding Dramatic PerformanceBlokeMost Memorable Moment This Season: When the camera operator trips and really eats it during the shows one-shot take.AndorSynopsis: Star Wars.Nominations: Outstanding Intellectual Property, Outstanding Series with Broadly Interpretable ThemesMost Memorable Moment This Season: Cassian Andor (Diego Luna) draining the game-winning three against the Galactic Empires starting five.The BearSynopsis: Carmy (Jeremy Allen White) and Syd (Ayo Edebiri) spend the entire season working on a beautiful cake, only for Carmy to throw it on the ground after remembering his brother is dead.Nominations: Outstanding Smell Mixing,Outstanding Stunt by a Hot Dog orSandwichMost Memorable Moment This Season: When Syd finally realizes her dream is to beat Bobby Flay.ParadiseSynopsis: After the president is murdered in the postapocalyptic underground city of Paradise, citizens are legally required to use ironic air quotes when saying the name of their city.Nominations: Outstanding Whatever This Is, Outstanding One to Skip if Your Life Pretty Busy Right NowMost Memorable Moment This Season: Guessing the big twist during the opening credits.The PenguinSynopsis: Thats really Colin Farrell under there.Nominations: Outstanding Fat Suit in a Limited Series, Outstanding Non-Batman Guy in a Batman ThingMost Memorable Moment This Season: When the Penguin, during episode six, finally turns into the Joker.The PittSynopsis: In this high-intensity medical drama, Noah Wyle gets use out of all the medical-term pronunciations he already memorized for ER.Nominations: Outstanding Intestine Design, Outstanding Hospital BillFinal ReminderMost Memorable Moment This Season: In the season finale, a frustrated Dr. Robby (Noah Wyle), tired of being challenged by administrators, slams his fist on the table and yells, Im a doctor! I went to doctor school! I have a stethoscope! Im wearing drawstring pants! and storms out of the room.SeveranceSynopsis: A techno-dystopian office has a surprising number of character actors working there.Nominations: Outstanding Use of Inside, Outstanding Conversation Topic with Family Who Are Otherwise Strangers to YouMost Memorable Moment This Season: When Mark (Adam Scott) and his computer finally kiss.The White LotusSynopsis: Showrunner Mike White funds himself another vacation, this time to Thailand.Nominations: Achievement in Characters Starting Out One Way and Then at the End Theyre Different, Outstanding Original Song (Incesta Fiesta! by the Hand Job Brothers)Most Memorable Moment This Season: Gaitok (Tayme Thapthimthong), commiserating with fellow resort employees, remarks, Issues of class and race are so heightened and pointed in a place like this.The post The Onions Guide To The Emmys appeared first on The Onion.