WASHINGTONScratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to articulate Wednesday what exactly it was that he didnt love about the baby name Rohit. I like where youre going with it for sure, its just, uh, I was thinking wed go with something a little more, I dont know, modern? said Vance, who frowned and nodded slowly as his pregnant wife threw out several alternative suggestions, including Arun, Vrishank, Jeevan, and Hassan. Hear me out, what about Theodore? Now thats an interesting name. If you really love Rohit, we could use it as his middle name. Not on the birth certificate or anything, but like a secret, family-only middle name. Vance went on to add that he always thought the name Donald had a nice ring to it.The post JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesnt Love About Baby Name Rohit appeared first on The Onion.