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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, Fuck! Im Dying!
WASHINGTONFurther fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trumps health swirled Friday after he screamed, Fuck! Im dying! during a press conference. Fuck! Im fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh! Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran, sparking fervent discussion among Beltway insiders over whether the president wincing in pain while clutching his chest and screaming, I see the light, I see the light, could potentially signal a serious illness he had failed to share with the public. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! This is it! Here I go! I can feel my body shutting down! Jesus Christ, its all over! At press time, further concerns about the presidents health emerged after paramedics were spotted lifting Trumps body into a body bag, zipping it up, and wheeling it out of the West Wing on a stretcher.The post Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, Fuck! Im Dying! appeared first on The Onion.
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