CINCINNATIUnable to provide an explanation for the womans rich social life, area man Jason Hellerman told reporters Tuesday that it was unclear where his girlfriend, Jess Mikkel, kept making all these friends.Jess definitely knows Sarah from work and Kim from book club, but other than that, its a mystery where her friends are coming from, said Hellerman, adding that it was not unusual for him to come home from work to find his girlfriend having deep, incredibly personal conversations with multiple women he had never once seen before. Jess and I just stay in most nights, so how the hell is she meeting this many people? Is she on an app or something? Does she wake up before me in the morning and go out to some sort of predawn jogging group or yoga class? I just dont get it. I made both of my friends through gaming, but she doesnt even play, so how on earth is she doing it?Pressed for further comment, Hellerman stated that the dozens of friends must all be his girlfriends cousins.The post Unclear Where Girlfriend Keeps Making All These Friends appeared first on The Onion.