ATLANTAIn a move widely interpreted as an effort to exempt its offerings from health and safety standards, American chain restaurant Arbys issued a statement Tuesday reclassifying its food as entertainment.Whether its our Classic Beef N Cheddar, our Chicken Cordon Bleu, or our famous Jamocha Shake, the menu items at Arbys are not meant to be construed as edible substances subject to FDA regulation, said an Arbys spokesperson, adding that the restaurant was not required to display a disclaimer identifying its sandwiches as entertainment because their non-nourishment status should be obvious to any discerning adult.When we say, We have the meats, that statement is not a legally binding claim of said meats being suitable for human consumption, she added. Our offerings are intended to be enjoyed as entertainment in a meal-adjacent format. The Smokehouse Brisket is a commentary on nutrition, not nutrition itself. If a customer chooses to interpret our food as appetizing or digestible, the responsibility for that interpretation lies exclusively with the individual. Obviously, our roast beef wouldnt be gray if you were supposed to eat it.The restaurants decision follows a court ruling last year in which Arbys was ordered to pay plaintiffs $47 million after it was found liable for knowingly misrepresenting its cherry turnovers as dessert.The post Arbys Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment appeared first on The Onion.