WASHINGTONIn a surprising collective announcement that left the American public hugging and crying tears of joy, the nations women declared Wednesday that they were pregnant, confirming en masse that its yours.Our little blessing is due in October, the chorus of approximately 78 million women of reproductive age said in perfect unison, each gently placing a hand on her abdomen to call attention to the tiny baby bump just beginning to form. Isnt it wonderful? Youre going to be such a great dad!At press time, sources confirmed the nations women had begun mentioning different names they liked and detailing plans to turn the spare room into a nursery.The post Nations Women: Were Pregnant! appeared first on The Onion.