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MLB Rookie Still Cant Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free
NEW YORKSaying that it was truly sinking in that he had finally made it to the big leagues, New York Mets rookie Carson Benge told reporters Friday he still couldnt believe the sunflower seeds in the dugout were free. Its honestly insaneyou can just take them. As many as you want. Nobody says a word, even if you grab the flavored ones, said the first-year outfielder, shaking his head in disbelief as he stuffed several fistfuls of ranch-flavored seeds into his uniform pockets and marveled that these wouldve cost six or seven bucks at the gas station. Back in the minors, if you wanted sunflower seeds, that was your problem. Here, theyve got boxes of them just sitting out like some kind of kings banquet. Every day, I still find myself asking, You sure these are for us? You sure I dont have to pay anyone? But we dont have to pay a cent. Im truly living the dream. According to sources, Benges awe at the perks of major league life was tempered somewhat after he received a $130 clubhouse invoice for the Gatorade he drank last month.The post MLB Rookie Still Cant Believe The Sunflower Seeds Are Free appeared first on The Onion.
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