SAN FRANCISCOFollowing reports that a 20-year-old man had been arrested for throwing a Moltov cocktail at Sam Altmans home, the suspect stated Monday that he only initiated the attack because he was following a ChatGPT recipe for risotto.Ive been using ChatGPT to help with cooking for a while now, so I didnt think too much of it when the ingredients list included a bottle filled with gasoline and a cloth wick, said the alleged attacker, who added that he naturally assumed making the rice dish involved driving several hours to the OpenAI CEOs residence, especially after the AI chatbot had given him a pretty decent sesame chicken recipe the week before. I have to admit I felt a little weird as I prepared to toss this flaming incendiary device through [Altmans] front window, but the recipe explicitly stated that this was an essential step to get that creamy, velvety risotto texture. I guess I didnt know any better. I mean, Ive never made risotto before. The suspect went on to tell reporters thathe still had a whole fridge full of Molotov cocktails at home, having attempted to prep enough risotto to last all week.The post Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altmans Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto appeared first on The Onion.