After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama.Q: Which members of the cast are returning?A: Willingly, none of them.Q: How many episodes will there be?A: This season will make up for lost time by being 94 episodes long.Q: With a five-year time jump, what are the characters up to now?A: Cassie is launching an OnlyFans, Jules is working as a sugar baby, Nate is a gigolo, Maddy is a human footstool, and Rue is a high-end glory hole owner.Q: Do I need to watch the previous seasons first?A: If you want to be as confused as everyone else is, yes.Q: Is Luke Combs in it?A: Uh, no. Was he supposed to be?Q: Should I watch it to understand my kids better?A: Only if your kid is Sam Levinson, who needs to be understood better.The post What To Know About Euphoria Season 3 appeared first on The Onion.