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"There is no resolution to life's questions."Editor's note: This article contains spoilers for the grand finale (episode 8), titled "Amor Fati," of The White Lotus season 3.Sunday's hour-and-a-half season finale of White Lotus was shocking, scandalous, and totally deadly. The opening lines from the monk feel quite ominous as the episode motages over our cast of resorters, so we'll surely have some questions at the end of this..."Hey!"Sam Rockwell completely steals the show the second he's on screen.As Rick (Walter Goggins) leaves the hotel where they've been partying all night, Frank (Rockwell) parkours after him down the hallway and then delivers a "Hey" that will surely become a meme.Rick is determined to get back to the White Lotus resort to see his girlfriend, but it seems he's forgotten that Jim Hollinger, whom he confronted with a gun just last episode, owns that property..."I guess I am spoiled."After Piper (Sarah Catehrine Hook) and Lochlan's (Sam Nivola) night at the monastery, Piper confesses to Victoria (Parker Posey) that perhaps she's not cut out for the Buddhist life. Piper cries over being a "princess who needs things to be a certain way" at breakfast while Victoria gleefully comforts her and pressures her to indulge in the finer things in life."It's okay for you to like worship me, but don't like worship me."Saxon (Patrick Schwarzenegger) continues to ignore Lochlan to the point where he finally just asks him, "Are you mad at me or something?""I'm a pleaser."Lochlan reveals that he does in fact remember their threesome with Chloe, particularly jerking Saxon off, and makes an excuse for the encounter."I just want to give everyone what they want," says Lochlan. "I'm in a family full of narcissists."Saxon does not want to hear it ever and storms off to read his book alone on the beach, which he can do because like he says, "I went to Duke."Chelsea and Rick's reunion.Saxon is still trying to win over Chelsea (Aimee Lou Reed) and shows off that he can read ("I went to Duke.") down by the beach. But all that's for naught because when Rick walks up to the beach, he and Chelsea have a beautiful reunion. Rick reassures Chelsea that he's past the anger. "Well, I didn't kill anyone." He also shares that the confrontation with Jim "got the monkey off my back."Right..."I know you know."Meanwhile, Gaitok not so subtly asks Valentin for the name of his friends, and it's clear that he knows they're behind the robbery in episode two. Instead of staying silent, Valentin begs Gaitok to stay silent. If he's arrested, he'll get deported. They have no way of making money. "If you say something, you're killing me." And for some reason, Gaitok does stay silent? "Don't eat it."Timothy, gunless yet still suicidal, remembers the fruit just outside his window is poisonous and decides to grind up the seed and serve it to his entire family.Saxon's annoying blender will finally be put to good use. "He killed the bitch."Zion and Belinda meet up with Greg Hunt for bribery and negotiations. Zion is ready to play hardball with Greg, hilariously quotes Raisin in the Sun, and, to Belinda's surprise, asks for $5 million. "She's just caught up in the ethics of it all."Zion believes there's enough money here for everyone to get their happy ending and is ready to extort Greg for all he's got. Belinda, who at first plays innocent, exits the room like she's haggling with a car dealership, then sends Zion back in to play hardball. "Do you think you could live with no money?"Timothy's questions feel more pointed than ever, and he's relieved when Lochlan says he can live without their family's money. Now he gets to survive!"I'm so glad we did this."After the chaos of the week, Kate, Laurie, and Jaclyn have dinner and are surprisingly... okay? "Everything is in bloom," Kate gushes, despite them not actually addressing any of their fights or feelings. At first, Laurie seems to be ruminating, but when she finally speaks, the tears flood her eyes. "If I'm being honest, I just feel like all week I've been so sad," she says, confessing that their friendship is one of her only decisions in life that she doesn't second-guess. Seems like quite the fake friendship but hey, as long as they're happy!"That's the plan."Chelsea is so happy Rick is back at the hotel, happy and safe, and when he shares that he intends to spend the rest of his life with her, she starts crying."The coconut milk's off."Timothy feeds his entire family (minus Lochlan) the poisonous Pia Colada and watches in a haze as they all take a sip. Then, after a full season of fantasizing about killing his family, the regret sinks in. "The coconut milk's off!" he exclaims.Tim knocks the glasses out of Saxon's hand, then quickly collects the glasses from his family and dumps their remnants in the sink. Victoria reminds him about the wine right behind him, oblivious to the fact that they were all about to die. $5 million.She gets it. Belinda gets the money. Greg Hunt wires her the $5 million, all in the name of Tanya and keeping the peace. "Good things happen to good people."But her first priority isn't to launch her wellness center, it's to get the hell out of Thailand. Zion asks her, don't you want to start the center with Pornchai? But she seems to have completely forgotten her potential life with the resort worker and is ready to get out of Dodge, effectively putting Pornchai in the same position as Tanya put her in back in Season 1."I remember your mother."The next morning, Jim Hollinger confronts Rick, who is lackadaisically lounging at the White Lotus breakfast buffet instead of going, um, anywhere else, and he delivers the ultimate insult to Rick's mother."I knew she was a drunk and a slut. Didn't know she was a liar to. Wanted you to think your father was some kind of great man. She told you a fairytale kid. Your father was no saint. You didn't miss out on much. And that's the f---ing truth."Rick doesn't take it well, to say the least, and storms off, spiraling. Lochlan makes a smoothie.Lochlan finally decides to make his own protein shake and doesn't bother to clean out the machine from last night. As Victoria, Saxon, and Piper head to breakfast, Lochlan is choking by the pool, and no one even notices as they head out. Lochlan throws up the smoothie before falling over and is dying agonizingly, like he's drowning slowly. As he dies in an underwater dream, he sees four monks looking down at him. Timothy wanders outside to see his son on the ground, unconscious. He sprints over, frantic but helpless, over his dying son. Bad things happen in threes.Rick finally does it. He eyes Jim happily taking photos with Jaclyn, too happily perhaps, and rushes him, swipes Jim's gun, and shoots him twice. As the girls flee the scene, Sritala loses it. "He's your father," she yells at Rick. "He told me! He's your father!"Wait, what? Rick has no time to process the words as Jim's security is after him, and the shootout that opened the season begins. Chelsea runs up behind Rick, desperate for them to escape for their happy ending. But after Rick takes the two guards out, he turns around to see Chelsea on the ground, blood pooling on her chest. She's been caught in the crossfire.Gaitok is activated.Gaitok has finally remembered he's on the clock and sprints into action. He unlocks the security guard's gun and sprints to the scene to find Rick carrying Chelsea in his arms, and Sritala instructs him to shoot Rick.He hesitates, then eventually shoots. Both Rick and Chelsea fall into the water."I think I just saw God."Somehow, Lochlan regains consciousness in Timothy's arms. "I think I just saw God," he tells his father, who he doesn't realize almost accidentally killed up. The death count drops back down to 5: Rick, Chelsea, Jim Hollinger, and the two security guards. "Things are about to change."After one hell of a week, the surviving guests depart the White Lotus Thailand resort. Mook is happy, thrilled even, that Gaitok murdered someone and got a promotion. Her mind... what goes on in there... Jaclyn, Laurie, and Kate are trauma-bonded even more, Valentin and the Russians live happily ever after with absolutely no consequence after holding the jewelry store at gunpoint, Frank is back on the sober wagon and deep in prayer at the monastery, and Belinda and Zion wave Pornchai goodbye $5 million richer.Moments before the Ratliff family turn on their phones for the first time all week, Timothy finally acknowledges the s--- storm coming for them."We'll get through it as a family." And despite fantasizing about their demise all weekend, he looks quite relieved to say it out loud. And that's it. That's season 3 of White Lotus!