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Author and athlete Schuyler Bailar has been making history for years. In college, he became the first out trans man to compete in a D1 sport while swimming for Harvard, and now he has another accolade under his belt: He kicked off Trans World Pride with a funny and heartwarming keynote speech. More than two million people from around the world are expected to visit Washington, DC for the WorldPride celebration, and this week, the huge event launched with a Trans Pride event. Throughout the three-week-long event, there will be concerts, performances, parties, protests, advocacy efforts, a huge Pride parade, and a closing weekend festival. The sprawling celebration will also have diverse breakout events for Black Pride, Latinx Pride, and API Pride, and big stars are headlining, with concerts from Shakira, Cynthia Erivo, Rene Rapp, and Doechii likely to draw huge crowds. Bailars funny and touching keynote speech told the story of his experience of coming out as trans to his traditional Korean American family, and how that impacted him. The author of He/She/They talked about how scared he was to tell his Catholic grandmother about his transition because she had always made it very clear to Bailar what her expectations were of him as a granddaughter.She was always asking me like, When are you going to bring home a nice Korean boy? And I was always like, Well, little did she know its going to be me, Bailar joked during his speech, where his father was in the audience. Trans Pride being the starting place for WorldPride seems fitting at a time when the transgender community is under attack by the Trump administration and conservative politicians across the country. Bailars speech about how he came out to his very traditional immigrant family not only was funny and sweet, but charted a clear path forward for young people who are likely scared to come out in the current political climate.See on InstagramBailar ended up telling his grandmother that he is trans in a letter that explained everything and ended with, Grandmother, Im telling you this because I love you, because I respect you, and because I desperately hope that you will stay in my life.He was pessimistic that the letter would get through to her, but he ended up reading the letter out loud to his grandparents, and his grandfather clapped when he was done and commented that his grandson had come out of the closet.I had nothing to say, I didnt know he knew the words, coming out of the closet,' and he goes, Oh, congratulations, Bailar said to laughter from the audience. But he was still petrified to hear his grandmothers reaction. Luckily for him, her response was simple, but effective: I know.When coming out to all of his family members, Bailar faced hurdles and hiccups along the way, but ultimately got the love and support that everyone in the LGBTQ+ community hopes for.

Lets be very clear. We love Gabby Windey for her mind. The Bachelor star breakout turned Traitor's champ, turned lesbian thought leader via her podcast Long Winded, is one of the funniest, brightest, and sharpest iconoclasts in the lesbian zeitgeist right now.Yes, we live for her and we live for her love story with her husband Robby Hoffman. Everything about their romance and wedding is the exact kind of wholesome sapphic chaos that makes us believe in love and root for their happily ever after.Also, her commentary on feminism, sex, the failings of men, and just her general contrarian takes on, well, everything is exactly the kind of charmingly disruptive and thought-provoking discourse that we crave.She is a true, unapologetic original.So when we say we are looking respectfully, we mean it. But my God, Gabby. Are you actually trying to break us and send us into a sapphic spiral so deep, so profound, so very thirsty, that we will never return but rather collapse under the gravitational weight of our longing like a dying star of sapphic yearning?Because that is what is going to happen if she keeps posting photos like this on main.That being said, we highly recommend you keep scrolling, you know, in the name of sapphic science.Respectfully.See on InstagramNoodles and whale tail? We're only human Ms. Windey.See on InstagramQueen of our booster club. See on InstagramMom and Dad. See on InstagramSunny side u... oh my god... the spiral has begun...

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Ive never had a problem with what Im working with below the belt, but when I had an opportunity to try a girth enhancement with Chris Bustamante through Lushful Aesthetics, I couldnt turn down the opportunity to see what it was all about.Bustamante, more affectionately and popularly known as InjectorChris, offers a range of cosmetic enhancements through Lushful Aesthetics. These include the girth enhancement I experienced, a ScroFill for the testicles he refers to as the breast implants for men, and the wildly popular HoleTox made to help bottoms be more relaxed.Procedures like these, of course, have their own share of questions and stigmas, many of which I also had before I went in. Things like, Do I really need this? How bad does it hurt? Can I still pee? and Is this only for gay men? pop up for everyone, but trust me, its not that bad.Keep reading to hear more about my experience, what to expect of the procedure, and why this kind of sexual enhancement is suitable for straight and gay men alike.What I thought before (and why I did it anyway)Before I went in, I thought I was going to regret the procedure, but Bustamante calmed my nerves immediately.Everything is reversible, he said. So I do tell people that, if you feel like this just isnt for you, we can totally reverse it. No harm, no foul.That said, he also admitted I wouldnt like him for the first week, but that was completely normal. Prepare for week one to be questioning what you did, he warned. I usually expect a panicked text message around day three, then four days later they thank me and tell me the panic is gone.Despite my apprehension, I wanted to try this out for the experience itself. Ive never had any other type of cosmetic enhancementno Botox, no fillers, no nothingand figured that, even though its a pretty main part of my body, if something got botched, it was still easier to hide.Spoiler alert: The first few days, I felt like I was carrying a monster. I have since calmed down.But lets get down to one of the main questions that I and everybody else ask:Does it hurt?Short answer: no.Longer answer: sort of. The no revolves around the procedure itself. As Bustamante told me beforehand, The procedure itself is entirely pain-free. Its more of an awareness that Im down there, but theres no pain.The awarenessand the sort of of the longer answerstarts with a little shot of Trimex in the shaft to get things going. If youre unaware of what that is, its an injectable medication used to treat erectile dysfunction in men. When I say a little shot, I mean it, too. Its not enough to get you fully erect, but its enough to let Bustamante get a visual for what hes working with.The Trimex shot doesnt feel great, but the only pain involved is the nerve blocker shot. This gets inserted at the base of the shaft, and its similar to a Novocain shot when you go to the dentist. It hurts like hell while its getting injected, but then everything goes numb. After administering the nerve blocker shot, Bustamante applies additional numbing cream to the area while preparing the syringes.The procedure wasshockingly chillDuring the actual procedure, Bustamante supplies you with laughing gas to breathe while hes injecting you. While the appointment itself lasts about an hour, most of that time is spent discussing what to expect, including bruising, swelling, and the initial reaction of what did I just do to myself?The actual injections only take about 10 minutes, and youre set. Bustamante admitted that he has two separate playlistsone for his gay clientele (think Chappell Roan and Taylor Swift) and the other for the straight guys, usually leaning on The Killers because all straight men love The Killers.He also says that, though he gained popularity with HoleTox, the influx of penis patients, including straight men, have made penises his primary treatment.How much is injected into you?The amount of dermal filler used depends on the size your penis already is. Usually, Bustamante recommends starting with 15 shots (which he gave me), but you can do more or less depending on the size your penis is when you start.Its also important to note that there are no injections in the head of your penis. Additionally, this procedure only impacts your girth, not the overall length of your penis. It does help you be a little longer when flaccid, but not when erect. On average, patients can expect to see an increase in girth between one to two extra inches.Bustamante stresses the importance of it looking pretty, as well. Although hes not the only doctor out there doing this, straight men tend to think big and focus on the whole penis being girthy. Bustamante wants a more natural look, and he doesnt want your head to be small in comparison to the rest of the shaft.To combat this, he puts the bulk of the injections down at the base of the penis, then slowly works his way up. This allows for a more natural shape that genuinely doesnt make anything look malformed.However, there was one question I had going in that all of my friends also asked meCan I still pee?Good news: Yes!The injections only go on the sides of your penis. Nothing on the top, the bottom, or the head. As Bustamante explained before I started, Theres no effect on your bladder or your urethra. Its just a weird empty feeling, but it doesnt change your ability to pee.What I will say is peeing while my penis was still numb was an experience. I had to go pretty soon after the appointment, and was glad hed explained there would be a difference in my heads, meaning my brain expected a feeling that my penis didnt deliver. Although it didnt affect my ability to pee, while it was still numb, it did impact my ability to know when I was actually done. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but that did result in a little "accident" after I put my pants back on.What can I expect after? How long does this take to heal?Not only is Bustamante incredibly knowledgeable, but hes also really personable and prefers you to over-ask questions rather than assume something is okay when its not. As noted, he usually expects a panicked text message at some point, but stresses that you will likely see bruising and swelling, especially in the days immediately following.The morning after I woke up, I would have sent a panicked message if he hadnt gone over what to expect with me. The bruising was a bit of a shock, and the swelling only happened in certain areas and made my penis look strange.That has all resolved as of this writing, and I have experienced no complications from the procedure whatsoever.As for healing time, Bustamante advises expecting to be at 90% by week three, then 100% by week six. Starting on day three, you also need to massage the penis for a minimum of 15 minutes per day for three weeks with a method they demonstrate for you to help the filler settle.Lets talk about sex. When can I have it again?A significant question, of course, is around sex. Gay or straight, its likely youre not going to undergo this procedure only to share the results with yourself, but for health and healing purposes, you should wait for at least a week and a half or so before any type of sex, including oral.Most people who have partners are having sex about 10 to 14 days after, Bustamante said. Single people tend to wait about three weeks.Although theres a wait time to have a sexual partner, the same does not apply to yourself. For the first three days following the procedure, you are not allowed to masturbate, and you also are not supposed to go into hot tubs, pools, or submerge yourself in water to help prevent any infections. After that, feel free to play around with it and see how the new you feels.How long does this filler last?The good news here is that the filler lasts remarkably long, making the investment (which well discuss) worthwhile.You can always go in for touch-ups anytime you want, but you can also expect it to take two to three years before youre fully back to your natural self. The filler contains a mixture of a hyaluronic acid-based and a firmer calcium-based. Most fillers only use one type of filler, and this mixture makes penis enhancement more unique because no other filler looks and feels as natural on its own.How much will this cost me?This is definitely a cosmetic investment, and for the penis enhancement especially, you can expect to hit a big dent in your wallet.The first five syringes cost $4,000. An additional five syringes come out to $700 per syringe. If you have over 10 syringes, the cost of each additional syringe from there is $600. The 15 recommended syringes I did, then, costs about $10,500.Its also important to note that to receive the discounted pricing on the additional syringes, you must use them simultaneously. That means, if you did five on one day, came back for another five a few days later, and then finished off the 15 a few days after that, it would cost you $12,000 instead.They also offer financing options, so be sure to discuss with them whats best for you.Sowould I do it again?At the moment, he and I are still getting to know each other down there. As of this writing, I havent crossed the 10-day restriction on sex, but can confidently report back no issues thus far. Bustamantes professionalism from start to finish is also a huge selling point for me. I never felt uncomfortable, and its more than evident that he really knows what hes doing and deserves the recognition hes earned for his work.Most importantly, this procedure offers the individual who undertakes it a choice and a sense of empowerment. It might not be the choice for everyone, but those who are curious about it and can afford it should give it a go.I know I will again.Still have questions? Check out Lushful Aesthetics detailed FAQs and browse around their other services.

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As anti-LGBTQ culture wars and policies escalate across the country and around the globe, the power of gathering, celebrating, and amplifying queer voices is paramount. Thats the energy behind OUTLOUD Music Festival at WeHo Pride a high-octane, joy-fueled explosion of sound, spirit, and solidarity created by event producer Jeff Consoletti. Now in its fourth [...]The post LOUDER TOGETHER: OUTLOUD Music Festival at WeHo Pride Is a Rallying Cry for Queer Joy and Resistance first appeared on GLAAD.

Kristen Stewart has been making a big splash at this years Cannes Film Festival with the premiere of her directorial debut, The Chronology of Water. Shes spoken about the film and her desire to make it many times over the years, but now that its done (sort of), Stewart has been sharing far more about the chaotic journey she took to get here.Heres what we know!1. Its based on Lidia Yuknavitchs memoir.Imogen Poots stars as Yuknavitch, a "lifelong swimmer turned artist." The memoir takes a hard look at gender, sexuality, violence, grief, and addiction through a non-linear lens, with Stewarts film promising to do the same, though allegedly taking major deviations from the source material."Its just about how the things that happen to us live in our bodies and how we excavate, recreate, reframe things in order to survive," she told Vulture. "And also to define ourselves."2. Stewart herself has a hard time describing the film.If the description above sounds vague and broad all at once, its because the story itself encompasses so much."People say, 'Whats the movie about?' and Im like, 'Oh fuck, I dont know life?'" Stewart said while speaking at a Breaking Through the Lens event. "Its about being in love. Its about losing people. Its about your parents fucking you up. Its about writing. Its about making art. Its about how memory works. Its about the ocean. Its about the body. Its about hating the body. Its about loving the body. Its about desire. And its also just this vibe."3. She sent Fiona Apple a letter asking to use her music.Stewart has mentioned a few times now that she was so desperate to use Fiona Apples songs in her movie that she wrote her a letter despite the two having never met."I think I said, 'Whats yours is mine now,'" she recalled during her interview with Vulture. "Like, 'I know that these are your songs, but theyre fucking mine. They belong to me, they really belong to this movie, and can we please show that?'"4. It took her eight years to get it made.See on InstagramKStew fans have been listening to her talk about The Chronology of Water for nearly a decade now. She was determined to make this her directorial debut, even threatening to stop acting until she was able to make it happen.5. She was working on it up until five minutes before the premiere.Stewart told the Cannes audience that she finished the movie "five minutes before" but even that isnt quite the truth. She later told Vulture that they werent merely tweaking edits, but were and are actually still working on completing the film.6. She says Imogen Poots has "Big Tit Energy."Asked why she cast Poots in the lead rather than tackling the role herself, Stewart replied, "She doesnt have big tits or anything, but she seems like she does.""She has Big Tit Energy. Its like Big Dick Energy she has BTE," she continued. "I was like, I just feel like you have these big tits and you just have to play this part."7. She got tattoos to commemorate her experience on the film.Stewart has mentioned two tattoos she got related to the film one on her arm that says "Why," and one on her thigh that says "MINE.""The coolest song in the movie is when she comes on her hand, smells it, wipes it on her fucking bicep, and goes, 'I didnt know a girl body could do that. Shoot come," she explained. "And then this song comes on and it goes, 'Mine, mine, mine, mine.' And its just fucking mine."8. Shes likened the films pacing to that of a female orgasm.Forget the "three-act success story" that film audiences are accustomed to, Stewart says. The Chronology of Water currently has a run time of 2 hours and 8 minutes, because "its a serious fucking movie" that she believes deserves to take up that space."Its like a female orgasm. Its like, 'Almost, almost, almost. Stick with me, stick with me, stick with me!'" she said, adding, "I dont think the movie is long."As for when the rest of us will finally get to see Stewart's long-awaited directorial debut, that has yet to be determined. But we've waited eight years already we can wait a little longer.

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