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MILL VALLEY, CAHaving proudly removed the piece of shriveled penile flesh from its bag and laid it next to her large selection of craft supplies, local mother Emily Taylor spent the afternoon scrapbooking her sons foreskin, wincing sources reported Tuesday.According to witnesses, the foreskin, which had belonged to her 6-day-old infant son before being snipped off the tip of his penis with surgical scissors, was saved, preserved, and then attached by Taylor to an ornately decorated page titled Special Memories. Despite multiple sources confirming that Taylors baby in no way enjoyed the procedure, and in fact sobbed and cried through the entire circumcision, his mother was reportedly undeterred and proceeded to cover the memento in heart stickers, glitter, and smiley faces before excitedly telling her husband that their son would love this one day.At press time, Taylor was said to be celebrating the foreskins placement in her babys scrapbook with a large bite of raw placenta she had been saving in the fridge.The post Foreskin Scrapbooked appeared first on The Onion.

WASHINGTONCalling the discovery the clearest proof yet of how the U.S. government was originally designed to function, archaeologists published new evidence Thursday that suggests the Capitol building in Washington, D.C., may have once been used for legislating.In their academic paper, the researchers wrote that the sprawling, 540-room marble complex contained conclusive proof that a distinct political entity known as the legislative branch once existed specifically to serve the American people. The site, located on Capitol Hill, was reportedly used for centuries as a place to pass laws, uphold the U.S. Constitution, and represent the interests of voters.Thanks to our latest findings, we now know that early citizens of the United States had a more nuanced system of government than previously thought, said Professor Lee Somers, director of the site excavation, who added that the 1.5-million-square-foot building was used for over 200 years as a hub of American democracy until the experiment was ultimately abandoned. While we previously believed the legislative branch was largely a symbolic office, artifacts within the rotunda, basement, and chambers show that it was at one point a legitimate part of the government that decided how federal money was spent, when tariffs should be imposed, how toregulate commerce, and when to declare war.Walking through the empty halls, you can almost feel the spirits of elected officials who were willing to fight for millions of everyday Americans, Somers added. But that was many years ago.Using a combination of lidar, traditional excavation techniques, and ancient maps of Washington, D.C., as a guide, the archaeologists confirmed they were able to enter the Statuary Hall, pass through several empty offices, and explore the House and Senate floors where men and women once enacted meaningful legislation to defend constitutional rights such as the freedoms of speech, religion, and assembly.Once inside, the researchers said, they were able to identify dozens of historically significant artifacts, including bills, lecterns, and gavels dating back to the first-ever Congress.The team described a moment of elation when they found a perfectly preserved shred of paper that read all legislative Powers herein granted shall be vested in a Congress of the United States, which they said was a critical piece of evidence linking the legislative branch to the U.S. Constitution.For so long, we thought this kind of government structure only existed abroad, said Somers, adding that archaeologists were stunned to find that the legislative branch was once part of a sophisticated system of check and balances. Wed expect to find something like it in Athens or Rome. But we were shocked to learn that elected officials once stood within these halls to champion the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act, as well as the Thirteenth Amendment, and it all happened right in our backyard.Yes, it was primitive, but it was still a democracy, Somers continued. Until, of course, it wasnt.The archaeologists confirmed plans to work with an architectural firm and local residents to preserve the excavation site and convert it into an exhibition about the last vestiges of democracy in the United States. Ive lived here my whole life, and I had no idea what this building was, D.C. resident Tonya Schmidt said. I always thought it was a bank or something. I cant wait to go inside and see what an effective form of representation actually looked like.Im so excited archaeologists came here, she added. Who knows what lost branches of government well discover next.The post Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating appeared first on The Onion.

ITHACA, NYRevealing the bird species has the capacity to detect botox, fillers, and even laser hair removal, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Avian Biology found that crows are able to recognize faces that have had work done.Its clear from observational data that crows have a keen ability to not only detect, but remember faces that have gone under the knife, said study co-author Susannah Yarkin of the Cornell Ornithology Lab, explaining that even the most minute differences in the fullness of lips or prominence of wrinkles are perceptible to a crow because the region of its brain associated with cattiness is so highly developed. These birds are far more social than you might expect and appear to inform other crows which humans have gotten a chin augmentation or a brow lift so members of their flock will know who didnt feel comfortable with their natural features. It doesnt matter how good a new nose is, the exceptional visual range of crows allows them to spot a rhinoplasty from 500 meters overhead.Yarkin added that there are documented instances of crows bonding with cosmetic surgery recipients by gifting them syringes full of Juvderm.The post Study Finds Crows Able To Recognize Faces Had Work Done appeared first on The Onion.

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Todays incognito window, a pseudo friend to perverts and ad-evaders alike, is nearly useless. It doesnt protect against malware and your data is still tracked. Its main purpose is, ostensibly, to prevent browsing history from being saved locally on your computer.But the concept of privatizing your browsing history feels old-fashioned, vestigial from a time when computers were such a production that they had their own room in the house. Back then, the wholesome desktop computer was shared between every person of clicking-age in a household. It had to be navigated with some amount of hygiene, lest the other members learn about your affinity for Jerk Off Instruction.Even before desktop computers, pornography was unavoidably communal whether or not you were into that kind of thing. Part of the difficulty in getting ahold of porn was the embarrassment of having to interact with others along the way; whether it was the movie store clerk showing you the back of the store or the gas station cashier reaching for a dirty magazine, it was nearly impossible to access explicit material without interacting with someone else, somewhere along the line. Porn theaters were hotbeds for queer cruising, with (usually men) gathering to watch porn, jerk off and engage in mostly-anonymous sexual encounters. Even a lack of interaction was communal, like the old tradition of leaving Playboys or Hustlers in the woods for other curious porn aficionados to find.With the internet came access, yes, but also privacy. Suddenly, credit card processing put beaded curtain security guards out of business, and forums had more centrefolds than every issue of Playboy combined. Porn theaters shut downpartially due to stricter zoning ordinances and 80s sex-panic pressure from their neighbors, but also because the rise of streaming pay-per-view and the internet meant people had more options to stay in the comfort of their homes with access to virtually whatever they wanted, whenever they wanted it.Today, with computers in our pockets and slung against our shoulders, even browsing history has become private by circumstance. Computers are now personal devices, rather than communal machineswhat we do with them is our business. We have no corporate privacy, of course; our data is being harvested at record volumes. Instead, in exchange for shipping off all our most sensitive information, we have tremendous, historically unheard-of interpersonal privacy. At least, Gen Z are likely the last generation to have embarrassing my parents looked at my browsing history anecdotes. Weve left that information to be seen and sorted by Palantir interns.Most recently in technologys ongoing love-hate affair with porn, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman announced he was going to allow ChatGPT to generate erotica, joining hundreds of AI-powered porn platforms offering highly tailored generated content at the push of a button.Now, from the users perspective, there are no humans at any point in this interaction. The consumer is in their room, requesting a machine, and the machine spits out a product. You are entirely alone at every step of this process.As a porn historian, I think alarm bells should be going off here. Sexual dysfunction thrives in shame, and shame thrives in seclusion. Often, people who talk to me about their issues with sex and pornography worry that what they want isnt normal. One thing that pornography teaches is that there is no normalchances are, if you like something, someone else does, too. Finding pornography of something youre into is proof that you are not alone in your desires, that someone else liked it enough to make it, and others liked it enough to buy it. You arent a freakor maybe you are, but at least youre in good company.Groks AI Sexual Abuse Didnt Come Out of NowhereWith xAIs Grok generating endless semi-nude images of women and girls without their consent, it follows a years-long legacy of rampant abuse on the platform.404 MediaSamantha ColeOther people can also provide a useful temperature check- Im all for nonnormative sexuality and fantasy, but its good to get a tone read every once in a while on where the hungry animal has taken you. Strange things happen in isolation, and the dehumanization of sexual imagery by literally removing the human allows people to disconnect personhood from desire, a practice it serves us well to avoid. Compartmentalization of inner sexuality so far as to have it be completely disconnected from what another person can offer you (or what you can offer another person) can lead to sexual frustration at best and genuine harm at worst. This isnt hypothetical; We know that chatbots have the power to lure vulnerable people, especially the elderly and young, away from reality and into situations where theyre hurt or taken advantage of in real life. And while real, human sex workers endure decades of censorship and marginalization online from industry giants that make it harder and harder to earn a living online, the AI chatbot platforms of the world push ahead, even exposing minors to explicit content or creating child sexual abuse imagery with seemingly zero consequence.I dont think anyone needs to project their porn use on the side of their house. Sexual boundaries exist for a reason, and everyone is entitled to their own internal world. But I do think in a period of increasing sexual shame, open communication is a valuable tool. Sex is human, sex is animal, sex is social. Even in periods of celibacy or self-pleasure, sexual desire connects us, person-to-personeven if in practice you happen to be connecting with your right hand.Noelle is a writer, producer, and Internet porn historian whose works has been published in Wired, The Washington Post, Slate, and more. You can find her on Substack here.

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Traders work on the floor at the New York Stock Exchange in New York, Friday, Jan. 9, 2026. (AP Photo/Seth Wenig)2026-01-12T03:47:39Z NEW YORK (AP) Stocks of credit-card companies are tumbling on Monday after President Donald Trump threatened moves that could eat into their profits. The rest of Wall Street, meanwhile, was showing only modest signals of concern after tensions ramped to a much higher degree between the White House and the Federal Reserve.The S&P 500 edged down by 0.1% from its all-time high as U.S. stocks drifted through mixed morning trading, while prices for gold and other investments that tend to do well when investors are nervous rose. The value of the U.S. dollar also dipped against the euro and other currencies amid concerns that the Fed may have less independence in setting interest rates to keep inflation under control.The Dow Jones Industrial Average was down 179 points, or 0.4%, as of 10 a.m. Eastern time, and the Nasdaq composite was nearly unchanged. Some of the markets sharpest drops came from credit-card companies, as Synchrony Financial, Capital One Financial and American Express all fell between 4% and 7%. They sank after Trump said he wanted to put a 10% cap on credit-card interest rates for a year. Such a move could eat into profits for credit card companies. But it was a separate move by Trump that was grabbing more attention on Wall Street. Over the weekend, the Federal Reserves chair, Jerome Powell, said the U.S. Department of Justice subpoenaed the Fed and threatened a criminal indictment over his testimony about renovations underway at its headquarters. With an unusual video statement released on Sunday, Powell said his testimony and the renovations are pretexts for the threat of criminal charges, which is really a consequence of the Federal Reserve setting interest rates based on our best assessment of what will serve the public, rather than following the preferences of the President.The Fed has been locked in a feud with the White House about interest rates. Trump has been loudly calling for lower interest rates, which would make borrowing cheaper for U.S. households and companies and could give the economy a kickstart. The Fed did cut its main interest rate three times last year and has indicated more cuts may be arriving this year. But its been moving slowly enough that Trump has nicknamed Powell Too Late. In a brief interview with NBC News Sunday, President Donald Trump insisted he didnt know about the investigation into Powell. When asked if the investigation is intended to pressure Powell on rates, Trump said, No. I wouldnt even think of doing it that way.Powells term as chair ends in May, and Trump administration officials have signaled that he could name a potential replacement this month. Trump has also sought to fire Fed governor Lisa Cook.The Fed has traditionally operated separately from the rest of Washington, making its decisions on interest rates without having to bend to political whims. Such independence, the thinking goes, gives it freedom to make unpopular moves that are necessary for the economys long-term health. Keeping interest rates high, for example, could slow the economy and frustrate politicians looking to please voters. But it could also be the medicine needed to get high inflation under control. In the bond market, the yield on the 10-year Treasury ticked up to 4.19% from 4.18% late Friday. A less independent Fed and higher inflation in the long term could also erode the value of the U.S. dollar, and it slipped 0.3% against the euro and 0.4% against the Swiss franc.In stock markets abroad, indexes rose across much of Europe and Asia. Stocks jumped 1.4% in Hong Kong and 1.1% in Shanghai for two of the worlds bigger gains following reports that Chinese leaders were preparing more help for the economy.___AP Business Writers Matt Ott and Elaine Kurtenbach contributed.

Nurses strike outside New York-Presbyterian Hospital, Monday, Jan. 12, 2026, in New York. (AP Photo/Yuki Iwamura)2026-01-12T11:01:20Z NEW YORK (AP) Thousands of nurses in three hospital systems in New York City went on strike Monday after negotiations through the weekend failed to yield breakthroughs in their contract disputes.The strike was taking place at The Mount Sinai Hospital and two of its satellite campuses, with picket lines forming. The other affected hospitals are NewYork-Presbyterian and Montefiore Medical Center in the Bronx.About 15,000 nurses are involved in the strike, according to New York State Nurses Association.After months of bargaining, management refused to make meaningful progress on core issues that nurses have been fighting for: safe staffing for patients, healthcare benefits for nurses, and workplace violence protections, the union said in a statement issued Monday. Management at the richest hospitals in New York City are threatening to discontinue or radically cut nurses health benefits. The strike, which comes during a severe flu season, could potentially force the hospitals to transfer patients, cancel procedures or divert ambulances. It could also put a strain on city hospitals not involved in the contract dispute, as patients avoid the medical centers hit by the strike. The hospitals involved have been hiring temporary nurses to try and fill the labor gap during the walkout, and said in a statement during negotiations that they would do whatever is necessary to minimize disruptions. Montefiore posted a message assuring patients that appointments would be kept. Stay up to date with the news and the best of AP by following our WhatsApp channel. Follow on NYSNAs leaders continue to double down on their $3.6 billion in reckless demands, including nearly 40% wage increases, and their troubling proposals like demanding that a nurse not be terminated if found to be compromised by drugs or alcohol while on the job, Montefiore spokesperson Joe Solmonese said Monday after the strike had started. We remain resolute in our commitment to providing safe and seamless care, regardless of how long the strike may last. New York-Presbyterian accused the union of staging a strike to create disruption, but said in a statement that it has taken steps to ensure patients receive the care they need. Were ready to keep negotiating a fair and reasonable contract that reflects our respect for our nurses and the critical role they play, and also recognizes the challenging realities of todays healthcare environment, the statement said.The work stoppage is occurring at multiple hospitals simultaneously, but each medical center is negotiating with the union independently. Several other hospitals across the city and in its suburbs reached deals in recent days to avert a possible strike.The nurses demands vary by hospital, but the major issues include staffing levels and workplace safety. The union says hospitals have given nurses unmanageable workloads.Nurses also want better security measures in the workplace, citing incidents like a an incident last week, when a man with a sharp object barricaded himself in a Brooklyn hospital room and was then killed by police. The union also wants limitations on hospitals use of artificial intelligence.The nonprofit hospitals involved in the negotiations say theyve been working to improve staffing levels, but say the unions demands overall are too costly.Nurses voted to authorize the strike last month.Both New York Gov. Kathy Hochul and Mayor Zohran Mamdani had expressed concern about the possibility of the strike. As the strike deadline neared, Mamdani urged both sides to keep negotiating and reach a deal that both honors our nurses and keeps our hospitals open.Our nurses kept this city alive through its hardest moments. Their value is not negotiable, Mamdani said.State Attorney General Letitia James voiced similar support, saying nurses put their lives on the line every day to keep New Yorkers healthy. They should never be forced to choose between their own safety, their patients well-being, and a fair contract.The last major nursing strike in the city was only three years ago, in 2023. That work stoppage, at Mount Sinai and Montefiore, was short, lasting three days. It resulted in a deal raising pay 19% over three years at those hospitals.It also led to promised staffing improvements, though the union and hospitals now disagree about how much progress has been made, or whether the hospitals are retreating from staffing guarantees.

Emma Stone arrives at the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Photo by Jordan Strauss/Invision/AP)2026-01-12T08:01:13Z BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) Emma Stone just seems more comfortable out of her seat than in it at awards shows. At the Golden Globes Sunday, the Bugonia star held court with a rotating cast of companions, from Kirsten Dunst to Jennifer Lawrence not in the main ballroom, but in a much smaller side room with a bar, a tea and coffee station and an ever-replenishing supply of decadent desserts, Nobu sushi, caviar cups and, perhaps most importantly, no television cameras.Heres some more of what you didnt see on the Golden Globes broadcast.A 13 Going on 30 reunionBefore the show even started Jennifer Garner and Mark Ruffalo found one another near the bar and chatted for a while, not about plans for an impromptu Thriller dance, but about how Jay Penske, whose media empire includes Hollywood trade publications like The Hollywood Reporter, Variety and Deadline, also co-owns the Golden Globes. Isnt that crazy, he said. Conversation then shifted to how he nearly missed his own category last year due to the security backup at the drop off area. He made it in, eventually, but just by a hair and had to take a seat in the aisle. Moms, Band-Aids and dancing before the showAs the clock ticked down, Glen Powell escorted his mother into the ballroom, taking her arm to navigate the steps Alicia Silverstone just had to sidestep down. They spotted their table off to the side and Powell took a beat: Want to hit the bar then?Silverstone was having her own issues though, and another mom soon came to the rescue: Mila Kunis was on a mission to deliver some Band-Aids to Silverstone, who thanked her profusely.Elsewhere, Colman Domingo danced his way to his table. Teyana Taylor, flanked by security trying to rush her to her seat, snapped a selfie with a guest. Rose Byrne paused to hug Elle Fanning, while Universal chair Donna Langley spoke to Benicio Del Toro. And Kylie Jenner made her way in at the last minute, without Timothe Chalamet and with only minutes to showtime. The awards get going, and some duck out of the roomStone beelined to the side room after the first award, leading her Bugonia director Yorgos Lanthimos and costar Alicia Silverstone along with her. Stone and Lanthimos were deep in conversation, with brief interruptions requesting selfies.Over at the coffee and tea station, Kirsten Dunst was halfway through pouring herself a cup of coffee when she paused and told husband Jesse Plemons I dont want this, do you? Her order instead was cranberry and some sparkling, which Plemons dutifully delivered to her throughout the night. Both were also excited to greet Wagner Moura.After Stellan Skarsgrds win, Sean Penn made his way to the Sentimental Value table to give Renate Reinsve a big hug, while Megan Everett-Skarsgrd, who had just gotten a very public boost from her husband, celebrated with Elle Fanning.Seth Rogen, meanwhile, followed his first win of the evening with what looked like a very, very dirty martini.The coolest bathroom crewAriana Grande led a glamorous train to the ladies room, telling Jessie Buckley and Reinsve to hold on to me! The three made a brief stop to say hi to Tessa Thompson, and pose for a photo, before reaching their destination. In the line for the toilets, Grande sighed phew we made it, holding up her voluminous gown as best she could. Still someone soon stepped on a part of it, apologizing profusely. Grande put her at ease immediately, though, insisting, No, Im the problem! Sushi, drinks and Emma StoneLater in the show, Jennifer Lawrence made her way to the bar area where she hugged Jeremy Allen White before finding Stone, who put down her white wine and took her friends face in her hands. They fluffed their hair when a photographer asked for a photo before they decided to take their own selfie as well.Dunst spotted Lawrence nearby too, telling The Testament of Ann Lee filmmaker Mona Fastvold and Zo Kravitz that she just wanted to say hi. Plemons soon arrived with three drinks to dole out. One was not for Lawrence, who joined the line to order her own drink.In another part of the room, Gayle King, who snacked on a small bite of dessert, appeared to have procured a to-go box for the sushi and soon was next to the KPop Demon Hunter women picking some choice pieces.Patrick Schwarzenegger took a good long look at the dessert table, before moving on, empty-handed to the sushi. No protein shakes here for the White Lotus star. Small talk or dreaming up future collaborations? Back inside the ballroom, the commercial breaks are a race to socialize. Everywhere you looked, there were interesting chats happening: Dwayne Johnson and Steven Spielberg, Macauly Culkin and Parker Posey, Maya Rudolph and Selena Gomez, Johnson and Timothe Chalamet and Oscar Isaac and Ethan Hawke, to name a few.Others stayed put in their seats as the night went on. Julia Roberts, George Clooney and Adam Sandler seemed content to hang at their very starry table. (Why get up when people can come to you instead?). Jessie Buckley let her Hamnet son, a tired-looking, Jacobi Jupe sit on her lap for a bit. And Eva Victor took a moment to reapply their lipstick before their category was up. Burning questions for the after-partiesWere Marty Supreme (Chalamet) and The Smashing Machine (Johnson) talking about greatness? Was Sean Penn smoking inside the ballroom? What did Britt Lower whisper to Grande? And what did Grande then write on a napkin and pass to Lower? Why was Ethan Hawkes wife Ryan Hawke carrying a tote bag that said Snoops Survival Kit and what was in it? And what did Stone say to the three Beverly Hills Police officers that made them laugh so much?___For more coverage of the 2026 Golden Globe Awards, visit: https://apnews.com/hub/golden-globe-awards LINDSEY BAHR Bahr has been a film writer and critic for The Associated Press since 2014. twitter instagram mailto

Wagner Moura poses in the press room with the award for best performance by a male actor in a motion picture drama for "The Secret Agent" during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)2026-01-12T05:39:16Z The Golden Globes had some predictable stuff, like One Battle After Another and Adolescence cleaning up and host Nikki Glaser making fun of the age of Leonardo DiCaprios partners.But there were also some sweet moments, like when Adolescence star Erin Doherty, who played a child therapist, won the trophy for best female actor in a supporting role on television and thanked therapists. Or when George Clooney, who was sitting at the lip of the stage, gallantly helped Jean Smart up to the podium and later hugged his former ER co-star Noah Wyle on his way to accepting best TV drama for The Pitt. There were some weird moments, too, like when Rose Byrne explained why her partner and fellow actor Bobby Cannavale wasnt there to see her win: He was at a reptile expo in New Jersey because the family was getting a bearded dragon.A sweet occasion was when Pluribus star Rhea Seehorn, onstage to accept her acting award for a TV drama, first told presenter Queen Latifah that she met her 20 years ago while she was between jobs and the rapper-actor was so nice. Other moments included a Golden embrace of Brazilian filmmaking, Seth Rogen having deja vu, Amy Poehler dunking on NPR and KPop Demon Hunters singer-songwriter Ejae encouraging viewers to keep striving. Brazil coming in hotWagner Moura won the Golden Globe for lead actor in a movie drama, becoming the second Brazilian to take home a Globes acting prize after Fernanda Torres win last year for Im Still Here.Moura in The Secret Agent plays a former professor forced into hiding while trying to protect his young son during Brazils military dictatorship of the 1970s. The movie also won the Globe for best non-English film. Wagner Moura poses in the press room with the award for best performance by a male actor in a motion picture drama for "The Secret Agent" during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) Wagner Moura poses in the press room with the award for best performance by a male actor in a motion picture drama for "The Secret Agent" during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Wagner Moura accepting the award for best lead actor in a motion picture drama for "The Secret Agent" during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Wagner Moura accepting the award for best lead actor in a motion picture drama for "The Secret Agent" during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More The Secret Agent is a film about memory or the lack of memory and generational trauma, Moura said in his acceptance speech. I think that if trauma can be passed along generations, values can too. So this is to the ones that are sticking with their values in difficult moments. Moura is perhaps best known for his portrayal of Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar in Netflixs Narcos, which ran from 2015 to 2017 and earned him a Golden Globe nomination in 2016. He was also in 2024s Civil War.On Sunday, he brushed aside competition from Joel Edgerton in Train Dreams, Oscar Isaac from Frankenstein, Dwayne Johnson in The Smashing Machine, Michael B. Jordan in Sinners and Jeremy Allen White from Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere.Last year, Brazil earned its first Oscar win in the international film category for Im Still Here. Life imitates art for Seth RoganSeth Rogen won his first Golden Globe only months after his showbiz satire The Studio set an entire episode at the same awards ceremony.This is so weird! We just pretended to do this and now it is happening! Rogen said, cradling his trophy. I thought the only way I would get to hold one is to create a whole show to give myself a fake one. This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Seth Rogen accepting the award for best performance by a lead actor in a TV Series musical or comedy for The Studio, during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Seth Rogen accepting the award for best performance by a lead actor in a TV Series musical or comedy for The Studio, during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More The Golden Globe episode of The Studio follows Rogens studio executive, Matt, as he attends the Globes, where hes obsessed with the idea that his name gets mentioned in an acceptance speech.In his actual winning speech, Rogen thanked his fellow nominees, calling out Only Murders in the Building duo Steve Martin and Martin Short. I remember growing up watching you guys, my whole life thinking, One day Im going to beat them. He then laughed, adding I did not think that. Amy Poehler wins first podcast GlobeGood Hang with Amy Poehler won the inaugural best podcast award and the host had a joke about her rivals at National Public Radio.I know that I am new to this game. I have great respect for this form, Poehler said. I have great respect for everyone I am nominated with. I am big fans of all of you except for NPR: just a bunch of celebs phoning it in. Try harder. Amy Poehler poses in the press room with the award for best podcast for Good Hang with Amy Poehler during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) Amy Poehler poses in the press room with the award for best podcast for Good Hang with Amy Poehler during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More Poehlers show beat out Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard, Call Her Daddy, The Mel Robbins Podcast, SmartLess and Up First, from NPR. (She also beat her ex-husband Will Arnett, part of SmartLess.)It is Poehlers second Globe, having won one in 2014 for Parks and Recreation. She said her podcast is an attempt to make a rough and unkind world filled with a little bit more love and laughter.The podcast nominations avoided politics or controversy by passing on popular podcasts from conservative-leaning programs like The Megyn Kelly Show, The Tucker Carlson Show, The Ben Shapiro Show, Candace Owens Candace and The Joe Rogan Experience. Golden, appropriately, wins at Golden GlobesGolden from KPop Demon Hunters won the Globe for best original song and one of its songwriters had a lesson to others struggling to be heard.When I was a little girl, I worked tirelessly for 10 years to fill one dream to become a K-pop idol. I was rejected, and disappointed that my voice wasnt good enough, said co-singer Ejae, who also co-wrote the track with Mark Sonnenblick and Lee Hee-joon. Now Im here as a singer and a songwriter.So its a dream come true to be part of a song that is helping other girls, other boys and everyone of all ages to get through their hardship and to accept themselves, Ejae added. This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Ejae, second right, accepting the award for best original song for Golden from the film KPop Demon Hunters during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Ejae, second right, accepting the award for best original song for Golden from the film KPop Demon Hunters during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More The KPop Demon Hunters soundtrack has topped the charts debuting at No. 1 on Billboards Soundtracks chart and No. 8 on the all-genre Billboard 200. The movie also won the Globe for best animated film.Golden contains the lyrics: Waited so long to break these walls down/To wake up and feel like me/Put these patterns all in the past now/And finally live like the girl they all see.Adolescence and the hope of removing hateAdolescence won four Golden Globes and writer Jack Thorne highlighted the young people in the shows cast, saying, You are proof the world can be better.Removing hate is our generations responsibility. It requires thought from the top down. The possibility seems remote right now, but hope is a beautiful thing, he added. This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Jack Thorne, center, flanked by Stephen Graham, center left, and Owen Cooper, as they appear with other cast members of Adolescence after winning the award for best limited series during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) This image released by CBS Broadcasting shows Jack Thorne, center, flanked by Stephen Graham, center left, and Owen Cooper, as they appear with other cast members of Adolescence after winning the award for best limited series during the 83rd Golden Globes on Sunday, Jan. 11, 2026, at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills, Calif. (Kevork Djansezian/CBS Broadcasting via AP) Add AP News on Google Add AP News as your preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. Share Share Facebook Copy Link copied Print Email X LinkedIn Bluesky Flipboard Pinterest Reddit Read More The Netflix four-part series, which traces the emotional fallout after a U.K. teenagers stabbing, has become a sensation. It won eight Emmy Awards last year, including outstanding limited or anthology series.On Sunday, Adolescence won Globes for best limited series, anthology series, or motion picture made for television; TV male supporting actor for Owen Cooper; TV female supporting actor for Erin Doherty; and TV lead male actor for Stephen Graham.___For more coverage of the 2026 Golden Globe Awards, visit: https://apnews.com/hub/golden-globe-awards MARK KENNEDY Kennedy is a theater, TV, music, food and obit writer and editor for The Associated Press, as well as a critic for theater, movies and music. He is based in New York City. twitter mailto

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